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Topic: searching for ruby romhack?
hey so I dont really give a shit about this, but my friend is insisting I make a post asking if anyone recognizes this romhack of ruby and I guess I'm drunk enough to oblige.
at least, we're assuming it's a romhack? Tang has a homebrewed console, whatever the fuck that means, so he downloaded a copy of ruby for me to play except apparently it's... wrong? I wouldn't fucking know, I've never played a pokemon game before, but Tang says it's wrong. the rival is different or something? Tang doesn't know how to capture images from his device, but he drew a picture of the rival, if it helps. that's all the differences we've noticed so far, I'm still at the very beginning of the game.



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its literally SO funny that you somehow managed to get a cursed copy of the game
but are you SURE the reason you have a male rival ISNT cause you're secretly trans??? *eyebrow raise*

no matter how hard you fucking try I will continue to be a cis guy Tang. cant you be happy with the fact you made me bisexual
also what do you mean I "somehow managed" to get a cursed copy of the game?? YOU DOWNLOADED THE DAMN THING

I'm going to assume the reason there's been no responses yet isn't because Tang fucking scared everyone off and is because nobody knows what this hack is. unfortunately, I'm starting to get curious too now.
the rival, Eemeli, is... weird? I put my name in as Umbra but he's been addressing me by my real name. the hack being able to read from the device wouldn't explain it, since this isn't mine in the first place, and Tang says that isn't how the 3ds works anyway. maybe it's just a coincidence mine was used for this hack? my name isn't the most uncommon in the world, I guess.

if it helps anyone identify this damn thing, we found another change from the original game. there's no Team Magma. Tang says there's supposed to be an evil team, but there just... isn't one. all their cutscenes have been removed, nobody acknowledges them, there's nothing in their place. apparently every generation of these games has some sort of evil team, so the fact they haven't even been replaced the way the rival was is especially weird to him. I'm more weirded out by the fucking rival myself, but whatever.

ok yeah there is defininely something wrong with Eemeli. I suspected it at first, but it can't be written off as coincidence anymore. he can definitely overhear Tang and I talking and shit. apparently the 3ds has a mic but pokemon games typically have very little, if any, use of it according to Tang, so this is really fucking weird to me. Tang wants to applaud the level of coding that must've gone into this whole thing, but I just feel... creeped out.

Eemeli responds to shit I say when I run into him. he asks me about my day and about the world and seems genuinely interested in my responses. at least, as much as that can be conveyed through a fucking textbox. it would be nice, honestly, if he wasn't a fucking computer program. the last thing I need in my life is to be spied on by a fucking gaming console that's trying to pretend to be my friend.

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I'm not familiar with this particular rom hack, and I find it HIGHLY doubtful that someone was able to code an AI in Pokemon Ruby of all things. AI has been used in mods for things like Stardew Valley, but even then it uses an outside program like ChatGPT, and it isn't nearly the highly advanced level of being able to respond to vocal input like you're claiming. Are you sure you're not just making things up, mate?

why the hell would I make this up?? do you think I get off on lying on the internet or some shit??
I wish I could take a video to prove he's responding to the shit I say, but whenever someone else is around, he pretends to be a normal fucking character. Tang doesn't entirely believe me on this point either, since he hasn't been able to see it like the rest of it all.

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I hate to say it snookums but you might just be... how do I say it nicely... insane *runs away*

you just want me to fucking kill you dont you.
anyways.
I'm completely stuck. the game already had some hiccups, trying to work around where I assume Team Magma must've been before, but now it's just.... broken. probably because I'm far enough into the game there's supposed to be some big showdown? I have no idea. I can move to and from places I've already been, but there's no way for me to progress further -- I tried going to mt. pyre, which is where Tang says I'm supposed to go next, but the game crashed and Eemeli told me not to try to do that again upon booting it back up. there's nothing for me to do except train, fill my dex, and talk to Eemeli.

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Well, lets say that you're telling the truth, and someone really did make a vocal recognition program and AI for this new rival. It wouldn't be unreasonable to assume the hack would be centered around him instead of the typical main storyline, wouldn't it? So what's his deal?

you know, I... never thought to ask.
hold on.

so, he's claiming that he's actually like... a person. like, a real life living person. who got trapped inside this game.
all I could do when he told me was to fucking laugh. I can't even blame this on the alcohol.

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???
are you fucking making fun of me??

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I think that's just a thread bump chill my dude

I have a haunted fucking game, do not tell me to fucking chill.

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It's way more likely it's a highly advanced romhack designed to mess with the player than actually haunted mate. Again, giving you the benefit of the doubt that what you're saying is true in the first place.

shut the fuck up I am NOT FUCKING CRAZY

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Calm down mate, jeez.

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hey so... *scratches neck* my buddy has been acting, like, really weird. he brings the 3ds around with him everywhere and has been talking to Eemeli, like, constantly. he's even been drinking less, which- he's a downright alcoholic, that's REALLY odd. I know he's gonna see this, but does anyone have any suggestions?
sorry, this has turned into a mental health help board instead *awkward laugh*

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I have found record of an individual named Eemeli who went missing a few years ago from Finland, though without knowing a last name it's hard to tell if it's merely coincidence... Ask the surname of the character, and if it is Lyngormr, we may have quite a situation on our hands.

see? see what did I fucking say. I'm not fucking crazy.
yeah, he's Eemeli Lyngormor. he grew up in Finland, and was trapped in this thing like three years ago or so, he thinks. he wont talk about how he got trapped though, and I havent pressed it. considering how shit a friend a certain someone is being right now, I don't exactly want to push my luck.

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I've just been worried about you :( can you unblock my number at least? please?

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deon please it's been like 4 days without seeing you anywhere I'm starting to get really worried

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please, I'm sorry for calling you crazy

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deon?

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Have there been any updates regarding this mysterious artifact?

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he still has me blocked :(
he's not gonna be happy to see me, but I'm gonna go visit him to make sure he's alright *scampers off*

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no.
no no no no no tjeres no way

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Is he... there?

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Are there perhaps any changes with the game?

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typing wjth blood on my habds is hard sorey
I think Eemeli did something Idont know if all this blood is deon's or whst but

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Blood?? Mate, what's happening?

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there's blod on the 3ds, but it's frm a... dead body in the game. my hands are too shaky to take a pcture Im sorry.
hld on, Im gonna look around a bit, but in case I cant respond again, please look for deon. this is all I have on my phone atm, a drawing I made of him.



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Virtual events affecting the realm of reality... at least it seems... How curious.

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the dead body seems to be wally, you know, the green haired kid? the other rival? *sweats*
DEON IS IN THE GAME I REPEAT DEON IS IN THE GAME?? THERES A SPRITE OF A BLACK HAIRED DUDE WITH A RED BANDANA ITS DEFINITELY HIM oh fuck he can talk to me

I have to use text to speech now because I need to play while writing this out so, uh, forgive me if it's a little, um, all over the place. Deon says Eemeli got jealous of Deon, uh, spending time with Wally, I guess? I dunno if Wally was also sentient or- Deon says he doesn't know either, but it doesn't matter. What matters is Eemeli got jealous- so jealous that he, uh, killed him. Man, I didn't realize Eemeli was so possessive, is this why- Sorry, sorry, I'll stay on topic. So, uh... Deon got freaked out and said he wasn't going to play the game anymore, which freaked Eemeli out, and then he took... drastic measures. Hence current predicament. No, I don't know how to get you out of it, dude. Maybe someone online will. Let me go post this.

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Without knowing the exact method of entry, a method of egress is hard to determine. Apologies.

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Deon, uh, doesn't know himself how he got sucked in. He says there was a big flash of light, and suddenly he was in the game. He knows Eemeli caused it though. Since Eemeli was sucked in himself, does that mean there's someone else who brought him in or-? Well, I dunno, I just figured you might know! Huh? Deon, what's up? Eemeli's coming-? Oh shit, oh shit, uh, I'll run, should I bring the-? No, I-

Deon?
HEY, WAIT-! NO NO NO FUCK-!




Hello world. =)

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...hello? What the bloody hell is going on?

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Are you lot ok over there?

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I do figure it's too late for them now. A pity.

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Well, if this was all an elaborate hoax, it was sure coordinated well, I'll give them that.

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I hope they're alright.

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